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我還使用了用戶名JohnnyNgai在香港論壇發布了此報告。 iivuH2/~?[  
I also posted this report on the Hong Kong forum using the  username JohnnyNgai. $F
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         週二上午 離開雅加達，在新加坡Woodland Crossing乘坐過境巴士過境, aF4vNUe
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下午晚些時候抵達新山。         雅加達報告五天前發布了 w~>V2u_-  
         晚上9點左右前往Grand Paragon Hotel Spa。我告訴經理，一個普通的越南姑娘就可以， >IO}}USm  
不需要漂亮的姑娘。經理給了我 十分漂亮的越南姑娘。她試圖促我快完事， C. dN)?O  
        我用手機翻譯告訴她“慢點，我是個老人”當我第三次不得不用手機告訴她同樣的事情時， HaI  
她穿上了衣服，跑出了門。我應該堅持要一個普通的年輕越南姑娘。我浪費了238myr。 `i0RLGze  
     星期一，我去柔佛新山之前，我和一個漂亮的年輕女孩在Grand LA 雅加達 度過了愉快的時光。 [i24$UT  
她有紅色的淚 眼睛，她告訴我她病了。我沒有在任何地方親吻她， {q%& ~  
但是三天后我在新山感染了流感和支氣管炎。我失去了八天的樂趣，並支付了138馬幣的醫生賬單。 I3o6ym-i  
        去了BananaPub & Bistro 樓上的蘋果按摩店。180myr  的越南姑娘還可以， |S#)[83*3  
但淋浴間比去年  更骯髒和更多黴菌。 5S:#I5Wa  
        去了IVF Bridge Fertility Centre 旁邊的漂亮按摩店。 :|xV}  
房間和二星級酒店房間一樣好，但是我只能從照片中選擇姑娘。有些女孩體重比我更重。 +.MHI  
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        由於8天前我在 Grand Paragon Hotel spa 的糟糕經歷， Px:
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我去了 City Square / Merlin Tower link bridge 尋找milf.   6JBE=9d-Q  
原來，所有熟女都聚集在Belllo Hotel 對面的美食廣場中。我浪費了兩個晚上，一無所有。 +~RiCZt  
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     Went to Grand Paragon Hotel Spa at around 9pm.  I told the manager x7 jE Ns )  
that an ordinary Vietnam girl would do, no need for a beautiful one. xS]=WO*  
The manager sent me a near perfect ten. She tried to rush me to finish >[B[Q_})  
and I used my smart phone translator  to tell her “ slow, I am an old man.”   O#fGHI<43[  
When I had to use the phone to tell her the same thing the third time, SUxz &xH  
she put on her cloths and ran out the door. I should have insisted on n\&[^Q#b|  
getting an ordinary young Vietnam girl. I wasted 238myr. ^.
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Grand LA Jakarta with a nice young girl.  She had red watery eyes and ziCTvT  
she told me she was sick.  I didn’t kiss her anywhere, but I fell sick r8rU+4\8<  
with the flu and bronchitis three days laterin Johor Bahru.   Hj"`z6@7  
I lost eight days of fun and paid a 138myr doctor bill.   fQq '_q5  
    Went to Apple massage, located on top of Banana Pub & Bistro. uqPagt<  
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were dirtier and moldier than last year.   GL'zs8AKf  
    Went to the nice massage shop next to  IVF Bridge Fertility Centre.   =dz  iR_  
The rooms  were as nice as a 2 star hotel room, but I can only sI/Jh w)  
choose from photos.  Some of the girls were heavier than me.   (gZKR2hO  
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    Went to the City Square / Merlin Tower link bridge to look for a milf, }N!I|<"/  
because of my bad experience at the Grand Paragon Hotel spa 8 days ago.   EE5I~k5  
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across from the Belllo Hotel.  I wasted two evenings for nothing. I5PI;t+  
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The rooms were as nice as a 2 star hotel room, but I can only choose from photos.   h8#14?  
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     聖淘沙廣場對面的越南餐館         the Vietnam restaurants across from Plaza Santosa       SxyXz8+e[  
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       I need sinus rinse to clear some possible sinus trouble, pWm==Ds|  
but I couldn’t find any sinus rinse in Jakarta high end drug stores.   wG-lR,glb  
I finally found it in Johor Bahru two weeks later.   BYKONZu  
Old people should not spend too many days in Jakarta due to their lack of common western medicine. x^959QO ~  
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兩週後，我終於在新山 Johor Bahru 找到了它。由於缺乏 常用的西藥，老年人不應在雅加達度過太多的日子。 [" PRxl  
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               Strolling along the red line and you will find a few massage parlors with dark glass door.   (;T g1$  
You can’t look in,but they can see you.  Those are the 198myr  fuck shops.   4cQ|"sOzD  
Plaza Sentosa has the VIP spa on the 4^th floor, 238myr nice young Vietnam girl.   Re]7G.y  
The massage parlors with luxurious looking store fronts only offer sneaky hj.   u~7 ,v  
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for steam sauna and greasy food.   mWiX@#,  
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Thanks for the post John. C)v*L#{%  
It seems like you are having an awesome life there haha. MB:*WA&  
Happy travelling mate {ZR>`'^:  

I went to Jakarta for 6 days in December, 6 of which I was sick for 4 days, but I was not discouraged. I tried to have sex with girls to recover from a cold. I had kisses with a few of them. I came back and I'm still sick today. I  I regret that I did not continue to burn my life to fight with them, I hope I can work harder next time. [:*Jn}  
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cyyla:I went to Jakarta for 6 days in December, 6 of which I was sick for 4 days, but I was not discouraged. I tried to have sex with girls to recover from a cold. I had kisses with a few of them. I came back and I'm not sick today. I  I regret that I  .. (2020-01-06 09:29)  NcMohpkq  

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You gave the flu to the girls and the girls gave it to me. +0Z,#b  
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大大退休後的生活依然過的很愜意

滿分,樓柱的退休生活可真是愜意啊 \"pp-str  
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I have also trouble in nosr so normally I bring enough package of Sinus Rinse with me, since many drug store no such items.

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羨慕大大的退休生活啊

Thanks for sharing the tips that Jakarta is lacking western medicine. L1WvX6  
It seems that we have to bring our own drugs. Xvk+1:D  

感謝版主的分享 你的退休生活 過得很愜意喔

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I have also trouble in nosr so normally I bring enough package of Sinus Rinse with me, since many drug store no such items. `Q/\w1-Q  

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You can mix one part baking soda with three part non-iodine salt, but I couldn't find either.  

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信息很詳細 ( z F_<  
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看來新加坡和新山沒有什麼太大的熱點

退休後還有如此風流的生活，雄風不倒啊！

哇，真羡慕大大的退休生活，真的好愜意。 )7Qp9Fxo  
還有，嘿嘿，這是有錢有閒有體力的好退休生活嗎，哈哈。 "{3|(Qs  
感謝大大的好分享

duxingke:退休老人的的探索精神可嘉 +Mn(s36f2  
信息很詳細 3Q)"  
可以做攻略用了 `bn@;7`X  
看來新加坡和新山沒有什麼太大的熱點 (2020-01-07 10:30)  :6m"}8*q8  

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Singapore is too expensive.  That is why Singes go to Johor Bahru  for whatever.   D$ w?  
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If you don't speak Vietnamese and you were to go to Vietnam by yourself, you might get chop.   km`";gUp>  
I got chopped in HCMC three years ago.   5>=4$!`  
You want to do young Vietnamese girls?        JB is an ok place.  

larry77:哇，真羡慕大大的退休生活，真的好愜意。 _b 
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還有，嘿嘿，這是有錢有閒有體力的好退休生活嗎，哈哈。 |F qujZz  
感謝大大的好分享 (2020-01-08 00:41)  ,WAJ& '^  

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I only write about low budget experiences.   6.|[;> Km  
That suggests how much $ I have.  

JohnNgai:Singapore is too expensive.  That is why Singes go to Johor Bahru  for whatever.  
If you don't speak Vietnamese and you were to go to Vietnam by yourself, you might get chop.   ]U Gk"s5 A  
I got chopped in HCMC three years a .. (2020-01-08 03:56)  J"XZnb)E=  

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What kind of chop in HCMC? a/[)A _-  
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Three yrs ago suppose be cheap as usual, even now still no problem to compare to Jakatar or Bangkok

大大你在雅加達生活非常驚爆，看來雅加達cp值很高，非常感謝你的分享，有機會過去雅加達玩看看

謝謝分享，不同年齡階段挑妹子的標準果然也會隨之而變.... m> *~tP  
有點好奇大大貴庚？

asamchang:What kind of chop in HCMC?
Three yrs ago suppose be cheap as usual, even now still no problem to compare to Jakatar or Bangkok (2020-01-08 12:07)  RE 4WD9n  

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I was in District One the Japanese area, I asked about fj, all those girls knew was 100usd. 5> ktr)]  
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I went to a small ktv near Chinatown and spoke to a Cantonese speaking papasan,  we agreed to a 100usd spending limit due to my solo status. ~Yc!~Rz  
When the mama came in with her small group of ordinary girls, she left immediately with her girls upon learning of my 100usd limit.   Q7i(M >|O  
That was in a small non-luxury ktv with ordinary young girls.   G6+6uWvl  
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I like Vietnamese girls very much, but I hate how HCMC treated non-speaking tourist like me.  eN\+  
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I got nice young Viet girls in Johor Buhru for only 198myr, in fuck shops. [HL>Lp&A?  
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