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我: (groaning) Ugh, I have no idea what to write.
老點: (without looking up) Write about what?
我: This task is gonna being tough. I’m supposed to write about something 'big and white,' whether it’s food or a woman, but I’m completely blank.

老點: (pausing, raising an eyebrow) Excuse me?
我: (shrugging) Yeah, "big and white." Like... what and whom? I don’t know.
老點: (sits up, glaring) Seriously?
我: (confused) What?
老點: (pointing to herself) Am I invisible or what?
我: (blinking) Huh?
老點: I’m sitting right here. Right here! Big and white!
我: (laughing nervously) Wait—are you mad or complimenting yourself?
老點: (crosses her arms) Both. Now take photos and write.
我: (sighing, typing) Today, I realized my girl is the biggest and whitest, en...., substance in my life.
老點: (smirking) Fuck you. Don’t forget “gorgeous.”
我: (muttering) Fuck me? Really? Now, my gorgeous?
老點: (already undressed now) Come and get fucked. Don't forget your stupid camera.<